Friday 13 October 2017

Apologies

hi folks!  Sorry I haven't been on the Blog for a while but I have been residing at the pleasure of Her Majesty in one of her Institutions.  I really should have learnt to pay my dues to the Establishment by way of taxes.  One can only stuff the matress with a certain amount from the shop's takings.  The wife had also been rather demanding of late, sort of sex in the morning, sex in the evening and sex at supper time!  I just can't manage these days and have had to resort to manipulating my penis pump to give her any satisfaction.  Mind you she always was easily turned on!  Oh shite she wants me to give her one now...... Back in about 2 minutes.
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Tuesday 18 April 2017

A WELCOME BREAK

Well Folks, unless you are blind, you may have noticed that I have refrained from comment for some time now.  This has given me the chance to relax from the trials and tribulations of business, running my own Newsagency, and allowed me to enjoy time away with my lovely (well I think so) wife.  Apart from lots of Twittering I have been fairly quiet on the social media front, thereby giving the normal subjects of my abuse and slanderous comments a rest.
THAT IS ALL ABOUT TO CHANGE!
I have returned, revitalised, refreshed and ready to continue my onslaught on all people, but especially those I tormented on my original Thoughts of Oscar Blog.  Even my co-conspirators on that Blog, David Jones MP (until 8 June if he's lucky), Dylan Moore, Steve Davis and others are delighted to see my return and will no doubt be making their own contributions as in the past!

As we have seen David's boss has decided to go to the country, maybe David will take the similar step and remove himself to another place, preferably thousands of miles away, most people hope.  He has been a pain in my side for long enough and without his encouragement my reputation (what little I had) would have remained only slightly tarnished, instead of destroyed.

I am particularly upset that my bosom pals in the North Wales Police have been taking a well deserved trouncing from the Llandunoconwy blog, authored by that chap Windy Miller.  He hits the nail right on the head everytime he puts pen to paper, figuratively speaking.  He's quite right, our Police Force here in North Wales leaves much to be desired and unfortunately the good, if any exist, get tarnished by the reputation of the bad.

As yet no PP Candidates have been announced for the forthcoming election, but should David Ian Jones put himself forward, please think hard and long as to whether he deserves to be re-elected.  I know what I will do.
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