CAUGHT ON CAMERA

How careless of me to get myself caught on camera when I thought it was me who was acting the secret agent.   I'm the one on the right, viewfinder to my eye.   Thought I was being clever getting a snap of a local polititian, but due to my stupid error, got myself snapped and found myself being referred to as a pedophile.  All for just taking a snap of a few young kids.

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IT PAYS TO BE POPULAR

Just spotted this on another blog.

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Nigel Roberts & Schizophrenia. – Conwy & Llandudno Local

Nigel and Wendy Roberts

Roberts is as mad as a hatter!

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It really is amazing the amount of fantastic publicity we are getting at the moment.  All our efforts are producing exciting results and David, Ruby, Dylan, Chris and us are absolutely delighted.   As we are still getting protection from our Police mates we will continue as normal.  Someone did suggest that what we are doing could be classed as delinquent and anti-social behaviour and could possibly result in an ASBO being issued

Just let the Police try that tactic and I'll get David Jones MP (and failed Welsh Minister) to put them in their place.

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WITH THE BIG BOYS NOW

Hi Everyone.   Thought I would just let you see one of my latest posed photographs.   Me with the mechanics at Oulton Park Circuit.   Wasn't even a race day but it impresses people, especially the women in my life.

Whoops, should have edited it and cut out my great big overstuffed belly.

And these are my great friends from North Wales Police.

Verburg and Hanson

and here is the latest

Insp. Kelly Isaacs

TROLL PROTECTORS UNLIMITED

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FUN, FUN, FUN

My goodness me!   We certainly have had some fun in this last year, but the piece de resistance must have been the "Blue touch paper" event.   Maybe you remember.   A post was put on another blog that mentioned Guy Fawkes, Bluetouch paper and Bangers and smash.

Well me and my oppo David Jones MP, together with Ruby Williams, Dylan Moore and others decided to have a bit of fun at the expense of the Blogger.  So we contacted our very friendly North Wales Police and pretended that we were all shocked by the post and that our lives were threatened.  The gullible mates in the force, lacking in any excitement and not having anyone to taser,  immediately went and arrested the Blog owner.  What a laugh that was for us lot.  His house got ransacked by the law, mobile phones and possessions were confiscated along with kids toys and we celebrated with a few gin and tonics down the local hostelry.   Of course it all came to nothing in the end,  as we knew it would, but the Blogger and his family got a shock, and we thought it was an hilarious happening that we and the police thoroughly enjoyed.

Aren't we just the naughtiest boys around?  

We are trying to round the year off and keeping our Blogs going with damaging and insulting comments about Fester from the Pier, Mike from Orme Golf, Boy Ollerton and others.  You know who you are! We are relentless, and will continue with our bit of fun until authority prevents us from doing so.  But whilst we can continue to post from our off shore facility in the USA, through Steve the Rico Davies, there isn't much that anyone can do.

 Came across this picture which reminds me and lots of Wrexham supporters of Steve (call me Rico) Davies.  Only the golf balls that he used as projectiles against the opposition supporters, was modified with a few steel nails knocked through them.  He didn't give a tinkers curse about the injuries they caused when he hurled them across the park. It is his attitude that I admire and why we share each others Blogs.   He posts on mine, I post on his, and everyone gets equal attention and aggro.  long may it continue.   Although I have heard that some are planning a bit of action against my group!   Just let them try we say.   Remember we have the strength of David Jones MP and the whole of the North Wales Police Force!
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TIT 4 TAT

Once upon a time I was regarded as the Hugh Hefner of Gloddaeth Street.   This was due to the great bevy of beauties I had working in the shop and sometimes in the back office.   

I can't ever remember having a male member of staff and as folks will have noticed over the years, I preferred blondes.  But then we all have our preferences.   Mind you I was not averse to having a different colour if the other attributes seemed exciting.  For some reason or another, none of them seemed to stay very long, except my right hand woman from the Oval who was with me for years.  Not just right hand, she was good with her left as well.  I miss them all and hope they put to good use the instruction I so willingly gave, and they so willingly received.

Life is somewhat more boring these days and with the constant round of eating and drinking I am making my awful appearance even uglier as can be seen in the picture, but not quite so bad as my fellow blogger and favourite MP Davy Jones.

     

Dave enjoyed popping into the shop, more often than not to check the latest blog entries, or I suspect to see what new talent I had on board.   When your working away in London most of the week a little bit of titivation when on home soil is quite enjoyable.

Whilst on the subject of my friends in Trolling, I must pay tribute to my old mate Steve 'Rico' Davies, past resident of Llandudno, hard man extraordinaire, football hooligan and an all round bounder.  Helps out by posting on my sites from the USA to where he has escaped in an effort to spare himself trouble at home.  Is very good at slagging people from a distance, and appears to have the mind and intellect of a child.  Operates under the nick name of Trojan.  False on the outside concealing cunning and deceit inside.

A bit like the rest of us Trolls I suspect!
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Mine, all Mine

It seems that at long last I must admit to being the author of another couple of Blogs, CSI  Llandudno and the Llandudno Guardian, plus a few others that I want to keep secret for a while.  These have been very useful to me but I have found recently that I am being much maligned by people posting on other Blogs around the town.   Even folks in the West coast of the USA are bleating about me.   And I thought Steve D was a pal of mine!   Apparently willing to stab me in the back along with everyone else.   Even Mr Jones may be doing the same under one of his fake names, such as he used against the PM with the Referendum.
I have had a bit of fun recently with comments about Mike from the Orme Golf course and also that Seller of smellies who trades from his Pier Kiosk.  His name alone conjures up the image of piles of rotting garbage.
Retirement is suiting me and the misses, loads of time for coffee sitting in the sun outside Cafe Nero. I do notice that the Police do not contact me as much as in the past but that may be due to a couple of failed prosecutions that I instigated.  Probably not so much use to them as an informer now I don't have the shop.  Don't hear the little bits of information that I got in the past.
Dinner time so must get stuck into some food.
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Stay or Go

Sorry I haven't been around for a while.   My body decided to rebel at the amount of alcohol I was consuming which resulted in another sceduled visit to my favourite Spa.   Despite the name, definitely not a religious establishment, although the odd bottle or two can be sneaked in if you know who to speak to!
Meanwhile I see that my old mucker, David Jones, erstwhile MP of this vicinity, is soaking up a lot of criticism.  The only one sensible thought he does seem to support is to get out of the EU.   If you broke him in half it would say Brexit all through, just like a stick of Blackpool rock.   To put his opinion forward he had to open a "secret" Twitter account in order to argue against the Prime Minister.  And even more strange he did this during Lent, even whilst professing his alliegence to the Church.   Just shows how he is able to demonstrate his double standards!   No wonder he was so useful on my Blog!
I am facinated by the hold he seems to have over the North Wales Police.   According to lots that I have read he can get them jumping through hoops.   Bit like a circus and the clown he is.

I am putting on a bit (lot) of extra pounds but that is just to the good living after slaving for years in that dirty, filthy, corner shop.   The only thing I miss are the very attractive blondies I had on my staff.   And the Beanies.

Bye for now got a big pork pie to my teeth round.

MY, MY I DON'T FEEL WELL

Those who saw me crawling into the Surgery in Conwy this morning must be wondering about the state of my health.  By all accounts I am certainly not myself!  I have been variously described as looking "very gaunt" or like "death warmed up".   Needles to say I do feel very run down and worn out, and I thought that without the pressure of the business, I would be sailing through life without a care in the World.   It seems not to be so.   Someone did say they saw Scott Owen's mate, Jonathan Harty, hovering by with his measuring tape at the ready. 

I see that the olde shoppe is being torn to pieces, getting ready for the new business which, surprise, surprise will be yet another coffee parlour.   The rent coming in will help me to feel better and certainly put colour in my cheeks and a smile on my face.  Hey ho! Back to the blog!

Feeling a bit Blurred
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SECONDS OUT, ROUND ONE............

It is reported on another Blog that the Blog Author, who does not hide his identity, has received a personal "threat" from the erstwhile Member of Parliament for Clwyd West, David Ian Jones.

We are almost at a loss for words!   Is this the normal action one would expect from an MP?   If one puts oneself in the firing line by standing for election, then one must expect all the brick-bats that go with the job!   Mr Jones has, through the Thoughts of Oscar Blog penned by him, Nigel Roberts and others, levelled critical and nasty personal comments against others, but is apparently unable to accept the same against himself, and has to resort to nasty tactics.  Come, come, Mr Jones, be a man, because at the moment with your "secret" tweets against the Prime Minister and now threats to others, you are acting like a spoilt child.   Go have a cry on Derek's shoulder and have your bottom repowdered.

Perhaps, if a couple of years ago you had, along with Mr Roberts, dished out a few apologies, the present situation would be a whole lot more pleasant for everyone.

There would not have been, false reports to the Police, unlawful arrests, unlawful detention, unlawful removal of possessions, or much of the unnecessary upset that has been caused to individuals, even including, sick old men and young children.

The ball is firmly in your court, Mr Jones, a resignation would be sensible, and even a late apology to those affected by your actions, could go some way to atoning for your conduct.

In The House
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WHAT'S IT ALL ABOUT?

Looks like the North Wales MP, David Jones has got himself involved in a load of trouble, but we shall have to wait and see.

Anyone with any useful information should contact the North Wales Police on 101.