FUN, FUN, FUN

My goodness me!   We certainly have had some fun in this last year, but the piece de resistance must have been the "Blue touch paper" event.   Maybe you remember.   A post was put on another blog that mentioned Guy Fawkes, Bluetouch paper and Bangers and smash.

Well me and my oppo David Jones MP, together with Ruby Williams, Dylan Moore and others decided to have a bit of fun at the expense of the Blogger.  So we contacted our very friendly North Wales Police and pretended that we were all shocked by the post and that our lives were threatened.  The gullible mates in the force, lacking in any excitement and not having anyone to taser,  immediately went and arrested the Blog owner.  What a laugh that was for us lot.  His house got ransacked by the law, mobile phones and possessions were confiscated along with kids toys and we celebrated with a few gin and tonics down the local hostelry.   Of course it all came to nothing in the end,  as we knew it would, but the Blogger and his family got a shock, and we thought it was an hilarious happening that we and the police thoroughly enjoyed.

Aren't we just the naughtiest boys around?  

We are trying to round the year off and keeping our Blogs going with damaging and insulting comments about Fester from the Pier, Mike from Orme Golf, Boy Ollerton and others.  You know who you are! We are relentless, and will continue with our bit of fun until authority prevents us from doing so.  But whilst we can continue to post from our off shore facility in the USA, through Steve the Rico Davies, there isn't much that anyone can do.

 Came across this picture which reminds me and lots of Wrexham supporters of Steve (call me Rico) Davies.  Only the golf balls that he used as projectiles against the opposition supporters, was modified with a few steel nails knocked through them.  He didn't give a tinkers curse about the injuries they caused when he hurled them across the park. It is his attitude that I admire and why we share each others Blogs.   He posts on mine, I post on his, and everyone gets equal attention and aggro.  long may it continue.   Although I have heard that some are planning a bit of action against my group!   Just let them try we say.   Remember we have the strength of David Jones MP and the whole of the North Wales Police Force!
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TIT 4 TAT

Once upon a time I was regarded as the Hugh Hefner of Gloddaeth Street.   This was due to the great bevy of beauties I had working in the shop and sometimes in the back office.   

I can't ever remember having a male member of staff and as folks will have noticed over the years, I preferred blondes.  But then we all have our preferences.   Mind you I was not averse to having a different colour if the other attributes seemed exciting.  For some reason or another, none of them seemed to stay very long, except my right hand woman from the Oval who was with me for years.  Not just right hand, she was good with her left as well.  I miss them all and hope they put to good use the instruction I so willingly gave, and they so willingly received.

Life is somewhat more boring these days and with the constant round of eating and drinking I am making my awful appearance even uglier as can be seen in the picture, but not quite so bad as my fellow blogger and favourite MP Davy Jones.

     

Dave enjoyed popping into the shop, more often than not to check the latest blog entries, or I suspect to see what new talent I had on board.   When your working away in London most of the week a little bit of titivation when on home soil is quite enjoyable.

Whilst on the subject of my friends in Trolling, I must pay tribute to my old mate Steve 'Rico' Davies, past resident of Llandudno, hard man extraordinaire, football hooligan and an all round bounder.  Helps out by posting on my sites from the USA to where he has escaped in an effort to spare himself trouble at home.  Is very good at slagging people from a distance, and appears to have the mind and intellect of a child.  Operates under the nick name of Trojan.  False on the outside concealing cunning and deceit inside.

A bit like the rest of us Trolls I suspect!
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Mine, all Mine

It seems that at long last I must admit to being the author of another couple of Blogs, CSI  Llandudno and the Llandudno Guardian, plus a few others that I want to keep secret for a while.  These have been very useful to me but I have found recently that I am being much maligned by people posting on other Blogs around the town.   Even folks in the West coast of the USA are bleating about me.   And I thought Steve D was a pal of mine!   Apparently willing to stab me in the back along with everyone else.   Even Mr Jones may be doing the same under one of his fake names, such as he used against the PM with the Referendum.
I have had a bit of fun recently with comments about Mike from the Orme Golf course and also that Seller of smellies who trades from his Pier Kiosk.  His name alone conjures up the image of piles of rotting garbage.
Retirement is suiting me and the misses, loads of time for coffee sitting in the sun outside Cafe Nero. I do notice that the Police do not contact me as much as in the past but that may be due to a couple of failed prosecutions that I instigated.  Probably not so much use to them as an informer now I don't have the shop.  Don't hear the little bits of information that I got in the past.
Dinner time so must get stuck into some food.
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Stay or Go

Sorry I haven't been around for a while.   My body decided to rebel at the amount of alcohol I was consuming which resulted in another sceduled visit to my favourite Spa.   Despite the name, definitely not a religious establishment, although the odd bottle or two can be sneaked in if you know who to speak to!
Meanwhile I see that my old mucker, David Jones, erstwhile MP of this vicinity, is soaking up a lot of criticism.  The only one sensible thought he does seem to support is to get out of the EU.   If you broke him in half it would say Brexit all through, just like a stick of Blackpool rock.   To put his opinion forward he had to open a "secret" Twitter account in order to argue against the Prime Minister.  And even more strange he did this during Lent, even whilst professing his alliegence to the Church.   Just shows how he is able to demonstrate his double standards!   No wonder he was so useful on my Blog!
I am facinated by the hold he seems to have over the North Wales Police.   According to lots that I have read he can get them jumping through hoops.   Bit like a circus and the clown he is.

I am putting on a bit (lot) of extra pounds but that is just to the good living after slaving for years in that dirty, filthy, corner shop.   The only thing I miss are the very attractive blondies I had on my staff.   And the Beanies.

Bye for now got a big pork pie to my teeth round.

MY, MY I DON'T FEEL WELL

Those who saw me crawling into the Surgery in Conwy this morning must be wondering about the state of my health.  By all accounts I am certainly not myself!  I have been variously described as looking "very gaunt" or like "death warmed up".   Needles to say I do feel very run down and worn out, and I thought that without the pressure of the business, I would be sailing through life without a care in the World.   It seems not to be so.   Someone did say they saw Scott Owen's mate, Jonathan Harty, hovering by with his measuring tape at the ready. 

I see that the olde shoppe is being torn to pieces, getting ready for the new business which, surprise, surprise will be yet another coffee parlour.   The rent coming in will help me to feel better and certainly put colour in my cheeks and a smile on my face.  Hey ho! Back to the blog!

Feeling a bit Blurred
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SECONDS OUT, ROUND ONE............

It is reported on another Blog that the Blog Author, who does not hide his identity, has received a personal "threat" from the erstwhile Member of Parliament for Clwyd West, David Ian Jones.

We are almost at a loss for words!   Is this the normal action one would expect from an MP?   If one puts oneself in the firing line by standing for election, then one must expect all the brick-bats that go with the job!   Mr Jones has, through the Thoughts of Oscar Blog penned by him, Nigel Roberts and others, levelled critical and nasty personal comments against others, but is apparently unable to accept the same against himself, and has to resort to nasty tactics.  Come, come, Mr Jones, be a man, because at the moment with your "secret" tweets against the Prime Minister and now threats to others, you are acting like a spoilt child.   Go have a cry on Derek's shoulder and have your bottom repowdered.

Perhaps, if a couple of years ago you had, along with Mr Roberts, dished out a few apologies, the present situation would be a whole lot more pleasant for everyone.

There would not have been, false reports to the Police, unlawful arrests, unlawful detention, unlawful removal of possessions, or much of the unnecessary upset that has been caused to individuals, even including, sick old men and young children.

The ball is firmly in your court, Mr Jones, a resignation would be sensible, and even a late apology to those affected by your actions, could go some way to atoning for your conduct.

In The House
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WHAT'S IT ALL ABOUT?

Looks like the North Wales MP, David Jones has got himself involved in a load of trouble, but we shall have to wait and see.

Anyone with any useful information should contact the North Wales Police on 101.

UNUSED BLOGS

It is amazing the number of Blogs one finds that have seen little or no use.  Makes one wonder why people start them, unless it is to open others using the dashboard to keep the new ones anonymous.

Found one today as an example CYNANDEL.blogspot.etc.    It would be ideal for a family, maybe Cynth  and Delboy for instance.   Dear old Del could then post all over the place and invent and start other Blogs for good, political or even evil purposes!   Who knows?

Any more examples out there?

This one has nought to do with Mr Jones as far as we are aware, but then no one can tell these days.   Thank goodness I keep my wn to myself.
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MR ANONYMOUS JONES

WHAT IS THIS MAN UP TO?
David Jones shows how he tries to "hide" himself, but is not very good at covering his tracks.  Why must an MP do as he has done?  Is it just plain deceit and a mark of the despicable character he is?  This is what the Daily Post had to say, many ordinary people have plenty more!

Clwyd West MP David Jones used an anonymous Twitter account to heckle Prime Minister David Cameron about the EU negotiations.

Conservative MP Mr Jones , sacked as Welsh Secretary in 2014, gave up Twitter for Lent but could not resist criticising the PM using a secret account. 

The Eurosceptic MP has defended the account, called @BrexitInJune, saying he has not posted anything on the account he wouldn’t have put his name to.

David Cameron was not his only target, also branding Chancellor George Osborne “weak and evasive”.

Speaking to the Daily Post, Mr Jones said: “I do not know why everyone is so exercised about this.

“Every year I give up Twitter and drinking for lent. ( what a good boy! )

“But then the Prime Minister came back with the EU referendum negotiation and I could not stay quiet. 

“I decided to set up an account where I could tweet.

“I did not post anything I would not put my own name to.

“I used my personal email address to set it up so any one of my friends would have known it was me.”

One picture is worth a thousand words.

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Now look 'ere my lovely.  This twitter address is
just between me and you!  Except during Lent
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A BIT OF SMUT AND JONES

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JUN
2014

Friday 13TH

posted by Luke James in Britain

David Jones brushes off army veteran's plight as a political stunt

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Tory Minister David Jones refused to apologise yesterday for accusing a disabled bedroom tax victim of “lying” in a face-to-face meeting about the cruel benefit cut.

The Wales Secretary brushed off army veteran Chris Caruana’s plight as a party-political stunt in a meeting at the Welsh Assembly on Wednesday.

Mr Jones shut down Mr Caruana’s appeal, asking if he was campaigning to end the cruel Tory policy because he is a member of the Labour Party.

“When I said I wasn’t a member, he said: ‘I think you are’,” Mr Caruana told the Star.

“I’ve never been a member of the Labour Party or any other party.

“I’m just a disabled ex-serviceman.”

Outraged Mr Caruana, who left the army after being shot in the chest, added: “I worked for nearly 30 years after I came out of the services. 

“It was only when my chest injury caught up on me then I had to give up my work. 

“Since then my health has gone downhill. To speak to someone like that is out of order.”

Mr Caruana’s call for a personal apology from the Tory minister was snubbed by Mr Jones — whose father was an army officer.

The Wales Office refused to make a comment when the Morning Star contacted it to ask whether Mr Jones would apologise. 

Neither did the Clwyd West MP deny launching the extraordinary attack on the disabled man at the meeting during his visit to Cardiff Bay.

Labour Assembly Member Mick Antoniw had challenged him to meet tenants affected by the bedroom tax, who were watching a debate on the Queen’s Speech from the public gallery.

He told how Mr Caruana is robbed of £14 a week because he refuses to move out of his specially adapted home, which is close to his two daughters who help care for him.

The rattled Tory MP agreed to the meeting but cut it short — refusing to listen to tenants whose lives have been wrecked by the bedroom tax. 

Mr Antoniw said Mr Jones had demanded to know how the war pensioner would solve Britain’s financial crisis before asking: “Are you a member of the Labour Party?”

“He said No. So David Jones asked: “Do you vote Labour?’ He basically accused him of lying. The guy was so offended he just walked out.”

Mr Caruana, who takes pills to help with stress, said: “I try and keep my stress levels under control but with him I couldn’t.

“If ever I wanted to become a political activist it’s now.” 

Welsh bedroom tax campaigner Jamie Insole has been helping Mr Caruana appeal his cut. 

He said: “Insulting and then refusing to apologise to this mild-mannered war veteran really takes the biscuit.”