The Draft Investigatory Powers Bill will, if Parliament gets it way, soon be upon us, inspecting, dissecting and pouring over everything we put onto almost any form of normal communication.
We can help you beat the system and keep your communications absolutely private and secret!
There are a number of options all of which are undetectable by the Governments proposed methods.
1) TRAIN YOUR OWN CARRIER PIGEONS.
2) LEARN JUNGLE DRUM CODE FOR SHORT DISTANCE TRANSMISSIONS.
3) TEACH YOUR DOG TO BE A POSTMAN, RATHER THAN CHASING ONE.
4) USE THE TIN CAN AND STRING "PHONE" FOR CONFIDENTIAL CHATS.
5) MAKE YOUR OWN ENIGMA CODING MACHINE, KITS AND CODES AVAILABLE.
6) BECOME A FREEMASON - BELIEVED TO BE THE MOST EFFECTIVE METHOD.
7) CREATE A BLOG THAT POLICE AND LAWYERS DENY ANY KNOWLEDGE OF.
8) USE LLANFAIRPWLLGWYNGYLLGOGERYCHWYRNDROBWLLLLANTYSILIO
GOGOGOCH AS YOUR PASSWORD.
9) TEACH YOUR PARROT OR BUDGIE TO SPEAK SHORT MESSAGES.
10) USE A FIRE AND AN OLD BLANKET TO MAKE SMOKE SIGNALS
11) DO NOT USE TELEPHONES, COMPUTERS OR ANY ELECTRONIC COMMUNICATIONS.
AND, IF YOU'RE LUCKY RAIDS ON YOUR HOME SHOULD BE FEW AND FAR BETWEEN.
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GOGOGOCH AS YOUR PASSWORD.
9) TEACH YOUR PARROT OR BUDGIE TO SPEAK SHORT MESSAGES.
10) USE A FIRE AND AN OLD BLANKET TO MAKE SMOKE SIGNALS
11) DO NOT USE TELEPHONES, COMPUTERS OR ANY ELECTRONIC COMMUNICATIONS.
AND, IF YOU'RE LUCKY RAIDS ON YOUR HOME SHOULD BE FEW AND FAR BETWEEN.
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