Sunday 20 September 2015

SECURITY PERSONIFIED

How absolutely fantastic being able to have a good sleep knowing that half the North Wales Police Force are  protecting me and Wendy from any criminals or interlopers who wish to harm us or our property.   Even the PM doesn't get this sort of tight protection.

All he gets is one doorman at the front and one at the rear entrance to No. 10.   I never knew that until I was entrusted with the secret by a local contact.  I just have to press a button and I get 20 of the hairy a***d plods just for a bit of criminal damage.  With all the who hah anyone would have guessed murder at the least!

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But then some of my mates also benefit from special privileges.  Can this little episode by a close friend be regarded as  paying for the proceeds of crime or just a silly little accounting error.

David Jones MP forced to pay back £81,000 over property sale

Friday 18 September 2015

OK SO I PROBABLY DESERVE IT.

Now look what the bast***s have done to Wendy's Car!  All because she decided to get herself involved with yours truly and the nasty goings on on my Blog.


Just hope my Insurance Company doesn't call it a "Self inflicted injury!"

No picture of my own car as the colour stopped the scrawl being seen.  Right mess though.

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And here is the strong arm of the Law in their unmarked car who are giving me protection at the push of a button.  I have the whole North Wales Police Force at my every beck and call.   How bloody wonderful it feels.

Of course, as an informer I am very precious to them, even given them evidence against my old mate Steve who, as we know, has not been around for a while.   Mind you I have put up a strong story about how scared me and the wife are.  Frightened for our lives, we are.

Just wish I hadn't started that Thoughtsofoscar Blog now!   OK, so that is a big porky!   I enjoyed every minute giving vile treatment to all and sundry, even my friendly Police Force.
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Remember the number plate.   The whole list of the unmarked cars is on the Internet in Piston-heads Forum.

Feeling secure with these lads outside the house, wonder how much it's costing?

Do I care?   Do I Hell!

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Tuesday 8 September 2015

Sunday 6 September 2015

FAT CAT NAMED OSCAR

This is the house that Oscar built


And the batmobile


The proceeds of inheritance.

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This isn't going to happen though!   After 1st. November we will have something bigger and better up and running, and all the old contributors can get back to having some Internet fun, fun fun.    What will VOODOO then?


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Saturday 5 September 2015

RETIREMENT LOOMS

Here is the official announcement of the retirement.  It doesn't say much, but then again from someone who can only write vicious and hurtful comments on Troll Blogs what do you expect?

It doesn't really say much of a thank you to the customers, most of whom are probably thoughtless and ungrateful to me for getting up at 5 o'clock every morning to supply their every whim.

Had to add the name Lisa as she is the one who supplied my every need by working like a trojan for hours on end.

Goodbye, and good riddance to the grind, now I can just sit back and watch the rents flow in.



Whilst you're digesting this shattring information, you could also pop along to

http://www.conwyllandudnolocal.blogspot.co.uk

Where there is some great reading about local would be celebrities.

Friday 4 September 2015

ALL ABOUT ME

I was going to use this post to say something about myself.  The reason being that others are saying lots about me on other Blogs and Forums,  and I really should defend my honour.  But not being one to blow my own trumpet, I thought it would be a good idea to let the readers have there say.  Just put what you want to say on a comment form.  I promise that all comments good or bad shall be printed and then everyone can form their own opinion about yours truly. Diolch yn fawr.

Do you remember the original purpose of the old Blog?

This is a an attempt at giving an honest opinion of how I see certain things of interest in the Conwy County area of North Wales, Current affairs in general,and an assortment of general thoughts,also to take an odd pop at those in public life who get a bit too complacent to the needs of the area and local people. 
There are a many people out there who feel the same way, and have neither the place or time to air their views. 
The silent majority.
Remember, the people are the masters!

As many of you know to your chagrin, the odd pop was a bit more of a fusilage with no cannon ball withheld.  It was no use crying to the Police, they could do nothing, the advice I had from Dylan and David was spot on.  Giving the Mob the odd lead here and there ensured I was bulletproof.   I certainly was The MASTER.  
What a nasty perverted animal I am, and no one can do anything about it.  Dirty horrible vile wretch of an individual, with a compulsive desire to cause concern and distress to anyone I choose.   I don't just distress the individuals but also make sure their family and relatives also suffer from my vileness.People have moved home, lost their businesses, had family break ups and much more.  Even children have been the subjects of my hate upsetting their parents into the bargain.  I have even taken on the persona of my victims (as they would be known) dead relatives and used it to lauch  my vitriolic attacks on them, how fantastic to be slated by your own dead brother.   What absolute bloody fun it has been, and will continue to be as long as I can keep it going.

I have received threats of legal action, being reported to the Police (that's a laugh), and even violence.   The last is what I fear most as it can happen very suddenly and from unknown sources.  Did I hear someone say that there was a contract out on me?  Not yet thank goodness.  I will have to get my defence squad round me, if she is not busy in the kitchen of course!

Tomorrow is another day.  We shall wait and see what it brings.
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Wednesday 2 September 2015

I'VE BEEN HACKED

During the last few days strange things have been going on with my computer(s) which are most disturbing and for which there does not seem to be any explanation.  I have been experiencing freezing of action and very slow speeds.  Also I have had lots of noise on the telephone line which has also rung on some ocassions with no one at the other end.   Also there have been times when I could hear the hard drive whirring away when I have not even been using my PC.
Speaking to a friend he suggested that I may have been tapped or hacked or even both.  It is very worrying especially as I have lots of confidential and important data contained in the machine.  Most of it is also not backed up so it could be a double tragedy.    My computer helper Ian, will have to come and sort it out for me, just hope things are not as bad as they seem.

Will take a short rest from posting whilst investigations are ongoing.

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Tuesday 1 September 2015

Shop for Sale

I am presuming that almost everyone now knows that the Shop is for Sale, or Lease.  There comes a time in each of our lives when it is the right or opportune moment to give up.  Having had a hard working life so far, I think that the misses and I are still young enough to use the money we have amassed to go and enjoy ourselves.  Perhaps to see a bit of the World further away than a couple of hours flying time from Manchester.  Always wanted to visit Australia, maybe now is the time.

Problem, of course, may be in disposing of the business.   Commercial property in the town is selling very slowly and still more are coming onto the market.  Another Charity shop may be the answer, personally I dont care as long as the money flows in regularly.   Would not be popular with the townsfolk but who cares?  Or someone could just kerp on selling the same tat as I do.   The present staff are very willing, and could move with the business.  As in the past they can do all the work while management amused themselves in the back office, writing Blogs and Twittering away ten to the dozen.

At present we are willing to listen to any proposal regarding the Premises or the Business.  Just want to get it off our hands and get away from the adjacent road.   It will be awful not to see the family name emblazoned on the signboard but with all us Roberts around, who knows?

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